Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
- Matthew, Age 12

Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.
- Andrew, Age 9

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
- Rocky, Age 9

Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.
- Stephanie, Age 8

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Rosemary, Age 7

Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower.
- Lamar, Age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars
when your parents are doing taxes.
- Carrol, Age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.
- Nicholas, Age 11

Don't ever be too full for dessert.
- Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
- Heather, Age 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, Age 14

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, Age 12

When you get a bad grade in school,
show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
- Alyesha, Age 13

Never try to baptize a cat.
- Laura, Age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.
- Scott, Age 11

Never do pranks at a police station.
- Sam, Age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.
- Rob, Age 10

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do
what your mom told you to do.
- Hank, Age 12

Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
- Molly, Age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
- Chelsey, Age 7

Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, Age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
- Phillip, Age 13

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