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Sayings of the Week © Copyright 1976 by Keith McGavern



 TWO PREMISES, ONE CONCLUSION ...

A UNIVERSITY IS A PRODUCT
OF THOUSANDS OF PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE.

A UNIVERSITY PRODUCES
THOUSANDS OF PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE.

THEREFORE ...
A UNIVERSITY PRODUCES THOUSANDS OF PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE,
SO THE PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE WILL PRODUCE A UNIVERSITY.

SUMMARY ... PERPETUAL MOTION IS A REALITY.